There once was a shy man from France
One day a girl asked him to dance
He shout out a sound
Spin her, up, down, round
And in excitement lost his pants!

There once was a lady named Mag
Her husband accused her of being a nag
She got in his face
Invaded his space
and beat him up with his wet paper bag

There once was a lady named Beth
Who met a young gentleman named Seth
She said no
They had a row
Now she's a toothless lady named Beth.


There was a young girl named Ann
Who always picked the wrong man
She had no clue
And she went boo-hoo
When she caught him kissing Stan.

There once was an old lady named Jane
Who walked with the aid of a cane
Her head appeared to be
As she walked by the sea
a-bobbing and stooping like a crane

There was an old lady named Jane
One day she went clearly insane
She went outside
and did decide
To drown herself in the rain

There once was a man named Dick
Who was an enormous prick
said he would stay
and never go away
So,I beat him to death with a stick.

There once was a young lady named Sue
She was all alone and so blue
She found a man
whose name was Stan
And off they went to share a brew